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OK, Chevy, We Get the Point

So Chevrolet seems to have mounted a new ad offensive aimed specifically at seeing how many times that they can use the word “Chevy” in one ad.  Because, you know, they love how much we love them.  So don’t worry about calling them “Chevrolet”, you can call them “Chevy”.

Sorry, Chevrolet, the illusion’s blown.  You’ve done gone and gotten all breathless telling us all about this new market you met overseas.  But don’t think that European market’s not having a good time with Audi, Volvo, Mercedes and even Ford behind your back.

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Fiery Hurricanes…

A week or so ago heard the absolute best call on local talk radio here in Houston.  Wish I could remember exactly who it was – maybe Outlaw Dave on The 950?

Anyway, breathless caller calls in as they discuss storms that are forecast to  come into the Gulf. I’m paraphrasing and probably making stuff up here, so bear with me…

Caller: “Hey man, you though about what’s going to happen when the hurricanes come through with all that natural gas and oil on the surface?”

DJ: (Playing the perfect straight guy) “I don’t know – maybe the storm will move through faster ’cause the water’s slicker?”

Caller: “Well, yeah, that too.  But what happens when the storm picks up all that oil and gas into the hurricane wall?”

DJ: “Not sure, man.  What?”

Caller: “Think about it – what happens in the storm?  Lightning, right?  What happens if the lightning lights the gas and oil?”

DJ:  “A fiery hurricane?”

Caller: “Bingo.”

You know, given half the stuff I’ve read in the comments on the news coming out of the Gulf, that theory isn’t that far out of the realm.  I could see those fiery hurricanes coming inland right out of the ocean, under their own power from the energy created by the heat differential between the fiery hurricane and the outside air.  I bet they’d just move on through the country setting everything on fire and not stopping until they melted the polar ice caps.  Fiery Hurricanes would probably kick Global Warming’s tush and make it look and sound like a sissy little ‘fraidy cat.

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The Pornographic, Impossibly Friendly World of Wikipedia

I’ll admit it – I like Wikipedia in some regards – it’s fast and fun to splash around in, though not particularly deep.  On some topics like the .400 CorBon pistol round, for example, it’s exciting to find a group of people that are as manically interested in a obscure topic.  On just about any other meaningful current topic or moral issue, it’s so biased as to be absolutely dreadful. 

One particularly egregious example I ran into was an article on a rapist/murderer who with a group of friends brutally gang raped and stomped the life out of two teenage girls that took an unfortunate short-cut home to meet curfew.  His parents were legal immigrants and naturalized citizens, but never got around to completing the paperwork to have him naturalized when he arrived as an infant.  He grew up in Houston, attended school in Houston and by all accounts identified himself as an American and tried to join the US military.  It was only on the appeal of his death penalty that he rediscovered his Mexican citizenship and enlisted the help of the Mexican Counsel.  Zealous Wikipedia death penalty opponents instantly erased any and all mention mention of his arrival in Houston as an infant, his history as a US resident and even his lifetime attendence in the Houston Independent School District,  instead portraying his case as the US illegally executing a Mexican national while denying him the benefit of all Mexican legal resources.  

John Rosenthal in Pajamas Media (via Instapundit) has a phenomenal article on the problem with Wikipedia, and how it might be generously described as an opportunity lost.  As is often the case on PJM, some of the best commentary is in the comments.  Here’s a comment by a fellow named Joseph White that nails the issue.

Wikipedia is flawed at a fundamental, philosophical level, in that it is biased towards the inaccurate, the ignorant, and the trivial. Imagine we have two Wikipedians. One is a tenured professor of theology at a well-respected private university, with many publications to his name and a reputation as a serious scholar. The other is a seventeen-year-old high-school dropout without a job living in his parents’ basement. On any article, including articles regarding theology, Wikipedia’s fundamental philosophy gives precedence to the high-school dropout rather than the professor. Why? Because according to Wikipedia, the strength of open-source encyclopedias is that anyone can edit them; anyone can contribute some tiny tidbit of information, no matter how uncredentialed they are. Democracy in action, right? One man, one vote, and the professor and the dropout’s votes count for exactly the same. Except that the dropout is utterly ignorant of theology, and the professor is an expert. And yet in an edit war, the professor will lose. Because the professor has a job. To maintain his expertise, he has to research. He has to lecture. He has to write and he has to publish. He can’t hang around and edit-snipe an article on Wikipedia regarding transubstantiation no matter how much he would like to. The dropout has plenty of time to tinker with Wikipedia. He has lots of time to revert any edits anyone makes to his (ignorant) views on transubstantiation. So he wins by default.

This, coincidentally, is why at several Wiki-related conventions, speakers were actually charged for the right to address the conventioneers. Traditionally, speakers at conventions are given a small stipend to cover costs of travel, lodging, etc., because the assumption is that they are speaking from their expertise, and that expertise is valuable. However, if, like Wikipedia, you view all contributors as equally expert, then it becomes impossible to winnow down potential speakers. Unless you charge them. Money, not knowledge, becomes the coin of the realm when objectivity is thrown out the window.

Because that’s what Wikipedia is. It’s the subjective encyclopedia, premised on the view that reality is democratic, with all viewpoints equally valid. But reality is not a democracy. It’s a dictatorship: the dictatorship of the real.

Kurt Vonnegut had a wonderful quote about the nature of pornography; he observed that it’s little more than an escape into an impossibly friendly world.  Sadly, in that context the bold experiment of Wikipedia has become little more than a pornographic reference tenement;  dingy poorly-lit studios  full of  lonely souls whose life mission is to suppress viewpoints contrary to their own and to preserve the ideologically pure and impossibly friendly world they’ve created for themselves on Wikipedia.

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“Shocked… Shocked…” Atheist Billboard Vandalized

An atheist group in North Carolina was surprised to find that the billboard that they set up on the Rev. Billy Graham Parkway in the weeks leading up to the Fourth of July was vandalized.

“It was done by one or two people off on their own who decided their only recourse was vandalism rather than having a conversation,” Charlotte Atheists & Agnostics spokesman William Warren said. “It does show how needed our message is. As atheists, we want to let people know we exist and that there’s a community here.” Warren told the Observer when the sign first went up that its location wasn’t intended as a rebuke to the Rev. Graham.

Of course it wasn’t;  I’m sure that there was no insensitivity intended, and the ad rates on the Billy Graham Parkway were just too good to pass up.  And hey, the Fourth of July is as good a time as any, right? Yeah… sounds like the Charlotte Atheists and Agnostics are just a bunch of level headed, reasonable “good ol’ boys” looking to “have a conversation”.

Just imagine the hoopla and outrage if the Minutemen decided to put a billboard up along Cesar Chavez Parkway* in Arizona or the Knights of Columbus put a pro-life billboard up along Planned Parenthood Reproductive Rights Tollway* in Pelosi County*, California in order to “encourage conversation”.

*I know they don’t really exist.  Just sayin’.

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Compare and Contrast.

How far have we sunk into adolescent governance?  Why is it okay for the White House to berate the CEO of BP for spending a weekend at a sailing event with his son, while Barack Obama is given kudos for having the composure to go golfing the same weekend?  If it’s clear that Obama was right to take time off when he needed a nice round of golf to clear his head,  and that the country benefits from having a CEO that is well rested and centered, then heck – it should be obvious.  If on the other hand, BP CEO Tony Hayward was insolent and insensitive for taking time off with his son when the company is clearly in crisis and needs his leadership every waking moment of every day…

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Don’t Bother, They’re Here…

Big news on the military circuit is Gen. Stanley McChrystal’s Rollling Stone profile and the portrayal of his blatant insubordination, which reportedly has resulted in Gen. McChrystal’s tendering his resignation.

The article is a very good read – insight into the collective mind of the group running the war in Afghanistan during their most unguarded moments.  This is clearly a portrait of a group that is very well bonded and loyal to each other; a group whose fraternal bond is both their strength and their biggest weakness.  The weakness comes in the hubris common with high-achieving “type A” personalities; the folly is not that their belief they at the top of their game and so far beyond average that you’d need to book a flight to get there – that’s arrogant, but it’s true and serves them well.  The Achilles heel that’s exposed here is the belief that anybody that is allowed to hang with them is either at the same pinnacle, or will be so awed, wowed and enamored by the group that they’ll be instantly taken in and exhibit the same loyalty and feel the same bond.  It seems that they expected the writer to like them and portray them in a flattering light, and I’d guess they expected that he’d use what he heard as either background or context for the article.  He didn’t – he reported it all.

The take-away for me was that Gen. McChrystal and the group around him are dangerous; not because they are steely-eyed, self-assured killers and professionals, but because this article is showing a portrait of a management team that is on the brink of exhibiting groupthink in the most classic sense.  You get a whiff of it in their almost religious, self-assured fervor for COIN and the John Paul Vann – Bright Shining Lie undertones, but more importantly, in the fact that they were disrespectful and certainly openly subordinate to the national command authority in front of a reporter.  Michael Hastings, the Rolling Stone writer, makes it clear in a Newsweek follow-up that at no time portrayed himself as anything other than a journalist.

One of the most vivid scenes in the stories comes when you are out with the general, his wife, and his team for a night on the town in Paris. His team is entirely forthright with you, did that surprise you?

Well, they were getting hammered, I don’t know at that moment if they were being the most forthright. Of course it was surprising. A lot of the reporting that is getting most of the attention happened right away in the first few days in Paris. So I was surprised—because they didn’t know me.

It was always clear that you were a reporter and you were, in essence, on the record? And more, the entire article was thoroughly fact-checked, yes?

Yes. It was crystal clear to me, and I was walking around with a tape recorder and a notepad in my hand three-quarters of the time. I didn’t have the Matt Drudge press hat on, but everything short of that it was pretty obvious I was a reporter writing a profile of the general for Rolling Stone. It was always very clear.

I’ve served as a company-grade Army officer, I’m nearly fifty, and admittedly have some pretty rigid ideas about how an officer should act and behave.  I’m not talking about ideology or convention; I mean basic leadership – tenets that serve you well no matter whether you’re commanding an Army bakery or a Special Forces command.  Among the first and most basic is that an Army officer is not insubordinate in from of his men or in public.  An officer has an obligation to confront a superior that in his opinion is ineffective or endangering his men, but he owes his superiors the same respect he should command from his men.  Makes no difference if his boss is Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama, Dwight D. Eisenhower or George W. Bush.  At the end of the day, the Army looks to its officers to set and bear standards.  If the officer corps acts like dogs, it’s not long before the whole Army is barking.

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Chevrolet Rebranding: Well, Aren’t We All Grown Up?

Chevy made the news last week by circulating a corporate-wide memo asking dealers and employees to refrain from referring to the cars and companies by the popular-in-the-US “Chevy” nickname, and using only the full “Chevrolet” name, even in casual conversation. 

The problem, said Alan Batey, vice president of sales for Chevrolet in the U.S., is that in today’s Internet-connected world, documents and Web sites created for an American audience can be read by anyone, anywhere. And the use of two different names for one car brand — Chevy and Chevrolet — can cause confusion abroad.

While Chevy is a popular nickname for the brand in the U.S. and Canada, it’s not used in any of the other 130 or so countries where the brand is sold.

“I get calls from international colleagues asking me ‘What is a Chevy,” said German-born GM spokesman Klaus-Peter Martin. “It takes quite a long time to explain to them.”

So…  it takes a long time for the GM spokesman to explain to his colleagues in Europe that “Chevy” is Chevrolet’s nickname in the US?   Wow.  I guess that goes a long way toward explaining why the Euro is in crisis and GM had to be bailed out by the US government.  If  Lotus were known by the name “Lotie” in the UK, would I be confused and scared if I heard an advert for “the new 2011 Lotie Elise“?  Ohhhh… so maybe Chevy’s not quite at the Lotus marque yet?  Ok… let’s say that Yugo was known in Europe by the nickname “Yugie…”.   

Anyway, as you can imagine, the American public got quite a laugh over this once the memo was leaked to the NY Times, and now they’re in full spin mode,  “No, really, we love it when you call us Chevy – it means you love us.  It’s just that we don’t want to confuse the foreigners that are buying twice as many of our cars as you are – you can see how we wouldn’t want to offend them, now, can’t you?”

Chevy is coming off like a middle-aged son that moves back home into your basement, and then lets you know that henceforth, he doesn’t want to be called “Rick” anymore – he’d really prefer that you call him “Richard”.   Really?  You don’t want to be called “Rick” anymore?

How stupid do they come off in trying to convince us how they’re just regular guys that really love how much we love them?  Check this idiocy out – note how the Aussie Australian Michael Scott is quite clear in pointing out that their real market is overseas.  I absolutely love the shaky handi-cam work – I can hardly tell that it’s corporate propaganda; just two working guys candidly chatting about Chevy employees and the new branding strategy.  I bet they’re surprised it even made it to YouTube.   Jackasses.

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Pants on Fire!

In a previous post, I talked about the drilling moratorium and the effect it would have on the Gulf Coast economy.  What I didn’t mention was that the report that he based the moratorium on was “peer-reviewed” by seven prominent scientists.  Didn’t think it was necessary – we’ve seen what peer-review buys you now days; scientists are human and have divergent opinions – some of which are scientifically based, and some are which are a priori long held emotionally crazed, ideologically charged bat-shit-crazy hokum.  I figured he’d either tapped into his reserve of climate change ideologues, posted an ad on the back page of the Free Press in every university town right next to the school girl masseuse ads, or bought off some lonely  professors with the promise of invitations to the State of the Union after-party.

But it turns out that the scientists were seven engineers recommended by the National Academy of Engineering.  Engineers live at the corner of pure science and the real world – their charter is the application of technology to real world problems.  Not to generalize, but it seems to help them keep one foot in the real world.  Again, as in the real world, you’re going to have a normal curve with wackos at both tails, but we normally don’t read about engineers in those light-hearted comic-relief “you’re never going to believe what those scientists are doing now” news dispatches.

So seven engineers recommended by the National Academy of Engineering were quoted as the technical cover for the drilling moratorium, and the Wall Street Journal reports that they’re not happy.

(Continued)

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Assault on the Gulf Coast Economy

Irony.  President Obama decides to demonstrate his outrage, and show the country that he’s hopping mad.   I’ll tell you what… I live on the Gulf Coast here in Houston, and I’m mad, too.  Well, maybe not furious, but definitely concerned.  Here’s a quote from an AP article titled “Calm no more, Obama lashes out at BP on Gulf visit“.

Dogged for being too calm in crisis, President Barack Obama unleashed frustration for all to see Friday, warning BP it had better do right by the people whose lives it has wrecked.

I don’t think it’s BP that the people of the Gulf Coast need to fear, and it’s not BP that seems to be heel-bent on making sure that Louisiana and the Gulf Coast are suffering for years to come.    Louisiana’s fishing industry is reeling, and will take a beating.  There is no doubt that tourism will suffer on the Gulf Coast as a whole.  That leaves only a few pillars for the economy to rest on; gambling, the military and… offshore drilling.   President Obama has already announced the imposition of a six month drilling ban in the Gulf of Mexico, presumably to give his team time to conduct a leisurely review of the Deepwater Horizon disaster.  What do you think might happen to the Gulf Coast in the interim?  Bloomberg gives us an idea in an article titled,” Obama’s Drill Ban May Trigger Job Losses, Slow Gains“.

The moratorium will cost as many as 20,000 Louisiana jobs in the next 12 months to 18 months during “one of the most challenging economic periods in decades,” Governor Bobby Jindal said in a letter to Obama released yesterday. Each drilling platform idled by the ban puts 1,400 jobs at risk, according to the National Ocean Industries Association, a Washington-based group for drillers and companies that support oil production.

Obama, who plans to visit Louisiana today, declared the moratorium to give a presidential panel time to investigate the April explosion and sinking of the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig, which killed 11 workers and unleashed as many as 19,000 barrels of oil a day. The interruption may extend beyond six months, further crimping U.S. oil-and-natural gas production, raising energy prices and costing jobs, lawmakers have said.

“The last thing we need is to enact public policies that will certainly destroy thousands of existing jobs while preventing the creation of thousands more,” Jindal said in a statement.

The moratorium will shut 33 deepwater rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, including 22 near Louisiana, costing as many as 6,000 jobs in the next three weeks and 20,000 by the end of next year, Jindal said. At least 100 miles (161 kilometers) of coast has been fouled by oil and the fishing industry has “huge economic losses,” he said. Lost wages could reach $10 million a month for each rig.

I have no doubt that the moratorium will extend beyond six months, and in the mean time, the price of oil & gas will likely rise as he cuts off Gulf of Mexico production.  It’s not just Louisiana that the drilling moratorium is going to punish.  Houston is an epicenter of the drilling industry, with more than a few oil and service companies headquartered here.  Like Louisiana, Houston has also suffered some major setbacks; we are also a fishing community, NASA is closing down its manned space programs, the BEA Systems facility that worked on Army fighting vehicles west of Houston has moved to Wisconsin, and Continental Airlines has merged with United and will be moving to Chicago. 

I shudder to think what’s coming down the pike for the Gulf Coast, and I harbor no illusions about the Obama Administration’s intentions do right by the people whose lives will be wrecked.

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A Nuke? Seriously?

George Stephanopoulos asks the Coast Guard Admiral in charge of the blow-out in the Gulf whether they have considered using a nuclear device to seal the well. Seriously? I’m just about speechless.

I love the way he tries to play it off and disassociate himself from the idea with  the “some people” line, but then circles back around to nukes with the anecdotal Russian story.

My best friend, who is a petroleum engineer and I were laughing about this clip yesterday.  Yes, towards the end of a hard night of drinking we might throw that idea of using a nuke out and laugh it up, but what kind of yahoo would raise the idea in a public forum?

We came up with a few suitable alternatives to the nuclear device. Why not just create a mini black hole to suck up the oil? How about those super-secret hyper-drive laser Star Wars missile defense weapons that Reagan put into orbit? Couldn’t they fire it into the hole and vaporize the oil and cauterize the well bore?

Maybe we should ask James Cameron to secure some Na’vi to shove down the hole and plug the well.  Speaking of James Cameron, I’m wondering if the president’s staff understood the request.  I can picture a situation where Obama clenches his jaw and calls out, “Man, this oil leak thing sucks.  I need a break from this – I need a laugh and a pretty face.  Let’s get Cameron in on this brainstorming session.”  I bet he was surprised when James Cameron walked in instead of Cameron Diaz.

A nuke? Seriously?

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